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Oh, Taste and See
Am I the only one that has a habit that they’re unaware of? My cousins and I went to Shake’s one day to get some ice cream. My little cousin got a flavor that I had never tried. She said, “I would offer you some, but you gon gross me out with that noise you make.” I was confused. I demanded clarification. She said, “You know that noise you make when you eat. All that moaning and groaning.” This led to a full cousin council and debate. They all insisted that I moaned when I ate food. Particularly ice cream. I needed people on my side. So I called friends…