Aren’t babies the best?  They smell good.  They make the cutest sounds.  They find joy in the weirdest things.  They’re so innocent. Sweet Baby was 10 months old and having a sleepover with me and mom.  She woke up so happy and ready to explore the world.  Before we got out of the bed and started moving around for the day, I gave her a bottle.  I was laying down, and she was babbling in my face.  I said “Ewww, your breath smells like milk.”  She was OFFENDED.  She gave me straight stank face.  She didn’t appreciate my comment. Sister, or brother, your breath smells like milk.  And you should…